Why do women have trouble with math? Because they tell them that THIS (holds fingers an inch and a half apart) is 6 inches.A man knocks on a neighbor�...�s door with a sheet of paper in his hand. When the neighbor answers, the guy says, “Hi, shall I write you down for this evening’s neighborhood orgy?” The neighbor answers, “Sure, that’s great. Put me on the list. Who’s coming?” The guy says, “So far, it’s you, me and your wife.” The neighbor says “No way! I don’t agree to that.” So the guy says,. I was distracted by the guy who had first stopped us. He tapped my arm again and pointing to a stool said, 'We found you a seat.' I sat down directly opposite Polly and as I passed her a drink I asked her if she was OK. She nodded yes and gave me a big smile. The lights dimmed and a group started to play on a small stage. I had to turn sideways on to Polly to be able to watch. They where quite good and the lead singer was a very sexy looking girl in a mini dress with a very low top. She was. He didn’t have shirt on and was in track suit. I literally gaped at his rock solid body, bulging biceps and barrel like chest and stone hard torso and six pack abs.” Like you, I just had the urge to get crushed in his arms, feel hard muscle crush my tits. I wanted to rub my tits on his washboard six pack. I only didn’t seduce him because you are my best friend.”I involuntarily felt my biceps and torso with hands and smiled. Now I understood why she her pallau always slips when she sees me and. " I did. That's why it took a while for me to ask you out again. That's why I hesitated. That's why I ... And today ... You didn't seem to..." What man cares what a good lay wears on her fingers, right?" That's mean," I said, hurt."Shit." She started to stand up, to go away, but I held her."Why are you mad?" Do you think I fuck around all the time?" She was mad."No." You do. Fuck you." Athena..." I'm not Athena!" She screamed, trying to get away from me. "Let me go!" I released her. She started.