I try to fall asleep again when I feel something creeping up my leg. Oh my god had it sneaked into the house I thought to myself? I was completely fro...en, and waited for the thing to come up from the covers. What came from under the covers was a hairless little red guy. He wasn't a midget, but he looked like some little demon. I started to scream, when all of a sudden it stuck its huge tongue in me. I moaned against it trying to pull it off my lips, but it kept tonguing me and forcing itself. ? He patted mylightly on the ass then walked into the bathroom. A few seconds later hereturned then started to lube up my asshole then he slid something up there, Ithen felt him push a little and I knew he was inserting a tampon. It felthighly erotic. When he finished he threw the cardboard applicator awayand pulled everything back up. I stood up and put everything back intoplace. He grinned and asked, ?How does it feel??I looked at him, blushing slightly, ?Weird but it?s a good weird. . Neither did Lisa or Beatrice, at any point. I was too overjoyed when Lisa informed us that she was coming home that I never thought of questioning the reasons behind the move.On to the physical sketch. I am forty-ish, and the white streak that I fashionably allowed to run the length of my ponytail has invoked a lot of compliments, particularly one with the 'x' in it. I work out regularly, sweat a lot and work on my bike so often I can't get fat even if I tried (yeah, right!) A couple of months. I not feel that since Jona-shit. This gy, just know now, already ready-eddy. Shame I say me. Shame or not I say back, still. Duh.That night, I rase Een. My house, Ma-Pa working natch, we play old touchie-feelie games. Een go, come on, Satin, time we do. I say no, he still pushy-tushy. He push me too hard, yno? I say too much. I say so long shitbird. I say go find some gal roll over easy. Not me. Not you.Een little hurt but no beg. He go too bad so sad and walk out. Not soso sad, really, I think.