Um, I'm here in Seattle and I was just wondering if..."I didn't actually know what I wondering at that point. My idea to call Monica seemed pretty sil...y to me now as I was beginning to remember how strange the girl had sounded during our last conversation. Talking to her was like connecting with someone in the Twilight Zone or something."You're here? Cool," she said. "So you wanna hook up? You lookin' for a date or something?" A date?" I swallowed hard. "I don't think so, I'm just..." Are you. I turned to him with a certain amount of suspicion in my voice, “What else do you have recorded, Buster?”He said, “Don’t take this wrong but I dropped a bug on Lance’s phone as soon as he left the restaurant. I also picked this up. It might be something that you ought to know. Please don’t let it upset you.”He took out his tablet, selected a file and pushed “play”. What I heard was my best friend Rebecca loudly and thoroughly betraying her husband and her marriage in the most wanton fashion. Slinks. It's as if all the tension has leached from her muscles, as she walks over to me, a sinuous, catlike grace to her movements, as she crosses the room, a small smile on her lips. She keeps her eyes glued to mine, a silent battle of dominance. I smile, knowing that she's planning to make me work for this. That's fine; I plan to make her work just as hard.She reaches me, and stays, standing, eyes still locked on mine. I quirk one of my eyebrows at her, smile still on my face, as I extend my. In other words up until midnight tonight once I have declared the academic year open anyone can masturbate or have flagrant sexual intercourse anywhere and at anytime they like on campus grounds. The only stipulations are that you clean up totally after you and that you in no way impinge on the freedom of movement of anyway else around you. These stipulations will be rigidly enforced and will result in you being removed from the campus if you persist in not adhering to them. Other than that.