I was so happy and excited....to be honest, I spentmost of the day playing with my new pussy and boobs. I fingered myself to oneorgasm after another.....it was so new, so incredibly wonderful...."I suppose I should tell you what I had dreamed my life as a woman would belike. It's significant to what came next, and what ultimately happened to me.More than anything, I wanted to find and share love. All I wanted was ahusband, two or three kids, and to make a nice home for them. In other words,I. This was a money transaction." She paused, swallowing her tears. "I'm Queen Gullible." Sit down," I said, patting the bed beside me. "Let's have some champagne and talk." She sat beside me. I opened the champagne. It had that low, fizzy pop of quality champagne. I poured two glasses full."Happy Birthday, Mr. Policeman," said Sam sadly, but with a crooked smile. We touched glasses and drank down the entire glass. I refilled, and we sipped. It was good shit.When we finished our second glass, Sam. But when are you gonna move though," I asked."This week I guess. I got my vacation now. And there's not a better time until Thanksgiving. So I'd have to do it now," Jane replied.Then shortly after that the pizzas showed up. I went to pay for them and I came back and found Jane and Tim making out."Save it for when you are living together," I said."You are fucking your sister," Tim replied."And that has what to do with what," I asked as I put the pizzas down on the couch.Then we got out some pops. ..papers before youanswer. Tell the fat fu...man I'll call him." Goodbye Sandy, and you can say fuck all you want." My age, saying's all I can do." He actually looked ashamed. "Sorryabout that." Not as sorry as your wife is, I imagine," I laughed.He looked shocked. "You have a dirty mind. You shouldn't talk thatway."I went back to work and found the memo from Rachel in my in-box."Sorry," she wrote, ending it with a frowny face emoticon. I rolled myeyes. She needed to act professionally. .