Maine kaha darr lag raha hai madam ne kaha ghabrao mat mein hoo na tumhare saat aur aaj nahi to kal tumhe suhaagraat manana hi hai. Lekin principal si... bahut pyaars kuch kehte hue muskarane lagi.Kashmir ki sundar waadiyon mein mein kho gayi. Barfse dhake hue sundar pahad dekh kar mann romanchitt ho gaya. Mann mein ajeebsi hadkamph machi thi paas mein roma madam ko dekhkar thodasa dilasa mila. Plane airport per land hua aur thodi hi der mein hum ek alishaan hotel ke vip suite mein they. Maine. However, it came as a surprise to the rest of the family and soon thedrums were rumbling out the messages to all and sundry as the news spreadbeyond the family to friends and acquaintances. The sweetest surprise andthe biggest was Grandpa Weston's insistence that ALL my friends andrelations be invited to the wedding.Naturally, Janice my beloved sister was one of the first to learn of itand that same Saturday afternoon my sibling arrived breathless at thehouse demanding to be married to Joanne. I pulled shorts and a t-shirt over my suit, slipped on a pair of deck shoes and was waiting downstairs when Liz came out of her room. She stuck her tongue out at me, but I simply ignored her. She was doing her best to get my goat and I wasn’t going to let her bother me. We got back into my Mustang and drove the short distance to Emmy’s house. Fortunately, she was ready and was waiting for us on the front porch. The girls got into the back seat and I headed for the public pool.“We’re staying. “It’s okay, munchkin, I’ve got Marcus’s seal of approval,” I said.Mum’s eyebrow reached hitherto unknown heights.“Cayenne invited Marcus to the prom as an overage guest,” I explained. “Marcus got a last-minute call-up to a state football camp. They’d already bought a prom package including tuxedo rental and limo hire, and they chose me to be his stand-in. All I have to do in return is make Cayenne look good until the voting for Prom Queen is over.”Mum’s eyebrows levelled out, but I didn’t like.