Dad doesn’t agree with or like my lifestyle. He didn’t know mom had been coming to the Y and she came around the corner just as dad was about to l...y into me. Mom, in all her naked glory grabbed Milton (Milt) (my dad) by the arm and dragged him into the office. The bits and pieces I heard were basically that she, Susan, Carl and Amy (who was Amy?) liked this lifestyle and if he wasn’t willing to get on-board or at least meet them halfway, then maybe it was time to rethink this marriage. Mom. You were sliding again while you were singing; weren't you? That's why you didn't get in?"I nodded again."I told you not to do that!" she exclaimed exasperatedly. Then she sighed and rubbed her temples. "Look, I think you need to be punished for this. You can't just waste my time like that and expect to get away with it," she continued."What do you-" I stopped short, for she had pulled out a long, heavy looking yardstick."Um...what's that for?" I asked nervously, backing away."Take a wild. Chad and Eva nodded. Chad looked shameful, but Eva’s jaw jutted in defiance. Cunts stared, stony-faced, from the naked couple, to Hildegard, to Father Ambrose, to Rob and Alison, and then back again. For a long time, she said nothing, her face hard and inscrutable. But then she nodded gravely.“Hildy,” said Professor Cuntslicker. “I am on your side, as you know. The future of this country lies with the Enlightenment: it lies in Pleasure, not in ‘love’.” Hildegard nodded in satisfaction – but. None of the neighbors who see the two of you interact ever suspect anything has ever happened. Only the two of you know.Like Trish, you often think about that memory too, and every time you do, you also get hit with two distinct emotions. One is excitement. It was the most fun you have ever had in your whole life, and revisiting it in your mind is one of your favorite things to do. The other emotion is anger. Now more than ever, you know that Trish understands how you feel about her. She knows.