Clair had been drinking dad’s Bourbon from the bar.“Tod, Tod!” she laughed.I sensed trouble, Clair was going to humiliate me yet again. Clair ca...e up to me and hugged me. At first I just stood there and she gave me a drunken bear hug.“I love you Tod.”My first thought was that aliens had abducted Clair and left a friendly drunk in her place. Clair’s hug started to feel good. I just stood there and when the cheek of her face touched mine it was electric. I held Clair lightly and returned her. The room went silent and they all had a shot of Vodka as if they needed it before Martin looked at Pete and nodded in agreement to his wife's idea. Pete said he'd go and get the camcorder from upstairs and that he'd be back in 5 minutes.Martin crossed the room and joined his wife and Tracy on the large three-seat sofa, and sat down between them. Shelly leaned round and started kissing her husband, sliding her tongue into his mouth, and exploring his inner depths. Martin responded readily,. It took me three tries, but I learned that marriage wasn't fifty-fifty. Fifty from each partner would get you shit. Fifty from one and a hundred from another wears out eventually.So Thursday I walk in. Was out overnight Tuesday night and Wednesday night and Lee and I weren't at the nightly phone call level. I was still operating under 'friend' rules. I walk in, okay, and there's Lee turned sideways in my recliner in that flexible way that young girls have, and she tosses me a gimlet eye."It's. I did have a rare day with the roomies gone recently, so I just had to take advantage. I got up early, placed a Craigslist ad, did an all over body shave, and started getting all dolled up for a day of fun. I put on a little black minidress, black lacy panties, black sheer thigh highs, and black high heels. I chose my blonde wig, and did my makeup. Voila, I was “Jojo”. Most of my responses to my ad were lame, so I started texting guys I've hooked up with before. The first to text me back was.