”Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription ... Simply showing marriage certif...cate and your wife’s picture is not enough!For MEN and WOMEN with a bit of humor?? A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.. “That was good up to the nail painting. You did a sloppy job. Look at those brush marks and the gaps at the edges. Maybe my husband needs to show you how to do this right.”Mr. Vance demonstrated on Sandra. Tommy still wasn’t allowed to spend any time around Denise at the house. He paid close attention to everything Mr. Vance did. Now he was certain that Mr. Vance received some of the same training he was undergoing. Tommy wondered if Mr. Vance had to wear a cage on his cock, or even if he still. It was on November 5th traditionally Guy Fawkes night when tragedy struck again. It was dark at about 4.00pm and I was staying in the City and did not go home. A land mine demolished our street in East London and my mother my sister and my beloved Beanie together with her mother and her grandparents were all killed. The local police knowing where I worked, phoned the news through to the Professor. I was stunned, in such a short period I had lost all my family and there could be no funeral for. ..wonderful night. Well, it was wonderful for me anyway," she said. She then whispered in my ear. "You do it so good." The truth was I didn't always; I just did it so good with her. It was like being smart with some people or happy with others; it matters whom you're with."Mom, you know it was great for me too; you're great for me," I said."Oh sweetie," she said as she leaned over to kiss me. I pulled her on top of me and she contacted my burgeoning hard-on. I pulled down the top of the.