I decided I needed to havesome diversion to get my thoughts off my mother and my heart said, ?Go ring Melissa and tell her to get hersexy arse over he...e; you won?t regret it.? And hey, who am I to ignore myheart or my Daddy?s advice. ?He is so dead, I tell ya,? Igiggled, ?Or he would be if I didn?t love him so much.? Now there maybe those amongstyou who are scratching your heads and wondering how on earth couldI not know it was mummy my father was describing. Well!? Twenty three years, three. Housework all done, shopping carried from the shops to the car, the car chauffeured and the shopping unpacked upon reaching home. Reading had become second nature to him, and my Monster entertains me with stories, keeping me up to date on current affairs. He knows how to lose gracefully at board games. My Monster displays all the outward qualities of the perfect partner without the needy, greedy side. As I say, an almost perfect companion. Oh, don't get me wrong. I know he wants me, if you. This is how it had all gone pear shaped some 3 months ago, Alison my wife of 18 years had finally calmed down enough about a week later but wanted a blow by blow account of my unfaithfulness, I already knew that Dave had basically told his missus the full grisly details so it was safe to assume Alison already had all the facts, but wanted it from the “cheating fucker’s” own mouth so to speak, and so it was that I told her the full story how we had been about a dozen times with 4 different. After a moment, she realized what it was and looked down. Her blouse was soaked, clinging to her, and the saturated material was utterly transparent.Chuckling, Danica asked, "Are you alright?"The young man's face turned bright red and he tore his eyes away from her breasts. "I guess so. What happened? I just remember being in the boat, and then I woke up and you were kissing me." It wasn't exactly a kiss, but close enough. A fishman pulled you out of the boat into the water. I've managed to.