" I let out a big sigh and pretended to beupset. "But Aunt Brenda you said..." I know what I said young man and I'm saying right now that you'll wearp...nties today at church and later I'll let you back in your ownunderwear. And there's one other thing I want you to wear with thepanties." What's that Aunt Brenda?" Just then she reached down and grabbed myhand. "Here give me your hand." She took my hand and placed it on herpantyhose encased leg and started to rub it back and fourth. "You seehow. We all agreed the bedroom should be the place to start and trundled back down to the van to bring up packing materials. The regular sized boxes were tied in packs of ten and the three hanging cartons were tied together too.Thinking back to when we picked up the van, I guessed that's why the clerk had given me the bundle of three hanging boxes. It made sense for U-Haul. It was easy for a clerk to say, "They come in bundles of three," adding directly to their profit.I handed Michelle the shrink. An unexpected problem was the patchy cloud cover, especially considering how hard it was snowing. The full moon was peeking through and the glare off the snow was wreaking havoc on their low light visors, washing an already surreal scene away in flares of light so bright they were painful.She gripped her rifle just a little tighter, her heart rate creeping upwards a bit as she contemplated the coming battle. She had been waiting for this day for a long, long time. It had taken all these years. I will try to be a good sport about your traipsing all over the cornbelt, but if this is some dopey bait and switch, I'm asking for a yearlong stop to all trips and taking away your clothes and taking you to thebeach house for three months." Tommy interjected. "I've been a loyal andmonogamous husband for more than thirty years, I just want to be able tobe with my wife as she is, no artificial parts and no silly games. TheSNR has made my body whole and what little mind I have is sound. I'llspend.