I swear. It took Lilly introducing Simon to snap everyone out of the stupor. She said, “Officially, this is Simon. We will be getting married at Chr...stmastime. Simon, this is everyone, everyone, this is Simon.” Our crazy bunch crowded around them, introducing themselves and offering hearty congratulations. I had set out bottles of champagne and flutes around the room and suddenly there were corks popping and flying all over the room and wine being poured and I had to offer the first toast ('had. "Let's go in through the house, Sara. That's where you'll be staying this weekend, and if you take the job, the house will be yours. No one's been living there recently, and you can have a free hand with the decor. You can put in your own furniture, use what's there, or we'll help you find some new stuff. It's rent free, by the way.'They entered a large living room with a Mexican-style fireplace bulging out of the corner. The floors were wood — old, random-width oak. The white stucco walls and. Phir 4-5 minute tes fucking ke bad madam se control nhi hua aur chilla padi ahhh mein tou gyi aur mujhe bht geela geela feel hua mere lund pe tou samjh gya madam ka kam hogya h.Phir vo uth gyi mere upar se meine jaldi se hilaya aur apna 2nd time khatam kiya aur bola chalo nhi tou kisi ko shaq ho jayega madam boli aaj tou mein bas kar rahi hun lekin is sunday ko tumhe mujhe zor laga ke bht bar chodna hoga as her husband was going somewhere.Meine ghabra kar situaution ko taalte hue haan bol diya. Agar aisi biwiya hai to tum jaise mard hi to banate ho, woh mat bhoolo.Shradha ki baat sahi thi, agar iski saheli Payal apne pati ko dhoka de rahi hai to uske dhoke mein main bhi to hissedar hun.Main bola: Sorry sorry matlab, sorry.Shradha: Kabhi dubara bole aise to jaan lena, aisi betuki soch nikalo manse.Main: Ok ok, ab aage bolo.Shradha: Tab main hi Neetu ko roki ki woh aisa kuch na kare, khamakha Bhawna ki zindagi barbaad na kare. Par iske badle mein woh mujhse kuch mangi.Main: Woh.