“So what does the baby want for breakfast?”She smiled, radiating eagerness “The baby is seriously craving some of those spicy fried breakfast no...dles. The baby can’t get them stateside and wants them really badly.”“You know, I gave you that recipe.”“It just isn’t the same without your greasy thumb in it Pogo, I tried.”She made that mock sad face I’d been seeing since she was ten. Some things just don’t change.I shook my head. “Probably need to just take some beach sand back with you to sprinkle. Owning a milk cow is a responsibility. One that I enjoy. All this goes through my mind as I am milking her.I finish milking her and put her milk into the refrigerator. Then go and get dressed for our outing. After I am dressed, I put together a light picnic lunch for myself with something extra for each of my pets.I put all my supplies in a backpack, then put saddles on each of the dogs with their water bottles. Candy and Luke rush out the back door when I open it. But Gem just waits patiently. Iwas a bride in my gown! Demure and virginal, no hint of the delightsthat awaited the exclusive use of my husband. No hint that nestled inthe crotch of my very lacy, very feminine panties lay a nearly useless,laughable male appendage, the last visible sign of my former life. Ifelt tears welling up in my eyes, threatening to ruin my mascara. Ibrushed them away, very conscious of the false eyelashes that gave methe doe eye look the make up artist said complemented my facialstructure.I suspect. Fir jab me vapas aaya to aunty apne floore bhaar khadi thi unhone mujhe apne pass bulaya aur pucha-Aunty- aayan kya meri tumse koi dushmani hai kya?Me- nahi aunty aisi to koi baat nahi hai…..Aunty- to phir tum apne uncle se Namaste karte ho aur mujhse to nahi karte aisa kyu?Me- mene kha nahi aunty aisi koi baat nahi hai bas aise..Fir mene socha jab baat shuru ho hi gae hai hai to kyu naa ab ho hi jae mene aunty se kha aunty me uncle se Namaste karta hu kyuki vo mujhe bade lagte hai and aap to.