Minus any boxers. A pair of smart shoes and he looks half decent again. “I’m so sorry to run out on you both like this but I have to get this job�...� he says as he races for the door. “Do you want me to order a cab” I ask “No need I can drive now” he says as he heads out the door. Before I could argue the fact that he was most probably well over the limit still he was gone. Jumping into his car and was off flying down the street. We found out later that he was telling the truth and he did actually. Leave a note on your door that reads:"Bubba,Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.Better wait outside. Be right back.Cooter"These are compliments of Larry--A farmer had 3 lovely daughters, all who had dates on Friday night. One by one the local boys. I inserted my finger into her pussy and gave a twist and she was started to dance and her boobs were shaking like earthquake and I inserted my tongue into her pussy and gave a 360 degree and shake and she was like jumping like she is having a shock treatment and at the same time inserted my finger into her asshole and she was screaming in pain but I didn’t stop both and did it for 15 minutes pulled her and got hold of her hair and pulled her head towards my penis and got my penis into her mouth. Myrazor, too. Make sure to shave your legs clean. Armpits, and even yourarms. You might even want to give your neck and chin a good shave, too,just so you're perfectly smooth. You can leave your crotch hairy, if youwant. I can always take care of that for you, later... When you get out,towel yourself off, and then moisturize. There's a bottle marked 'bodylotion' on the sink. Apply it liberally, everywhere. And then meet me inmy room, okay? I'll change into something a little more....