And, of course it did.It began innocently enough. The hedgerows gradually decreased in height, there was a sharp left turn in the lane and in front of...him was a small village. He slowed the car and found a place at the side of the road and stopped. And looked!! It was like a picture post card. For a start, his was the only car in sight, all the cottages had thatched roofs, there was a village green and a duck pond and a really old church with a steeple surrounded by a graveyard. Inevitably he. .. I don't know what to say." How long Angilee? How long have you been fucking him?" A... a few weeks. We met at the ballpark. I don't know what got into me." Oh it's pretty evident what got into you. How many fucked you that night at the nightclub?" No, you don't understand," she lied, "I was there, yes, I admit that, but the woman who undressed and did those things was someone else. I've been having an affair, Terry, but I would never do anything like that!" Don't lie to me Angilee. I knew. I had deliberately selected my crisp white jeansand the sissy lemon t-shirt to wear that day for maximum contrast.Before I left the house, my aunt even cautioned me to be careful of mynice clean clothes. I began 'Operation Filth-Act' as I dubbed it, by climbing over someold rusted machinery and playing inside a filthy abandoned car with nowindows. I figured I might as well have fun while I was at it. Next Irubbed clods of earth and grease over my hands, and then ran myblackened paws over my. " Well don't look, How about I blindfold you, then you just kickback relax with Ms. Margarita, hehe?"." Oh lord, How can I enjoy this Margarita when you are whining by my ears " Ok fine, We have half an hour before dinner, so you can play with it for 10 minutes "." Great Mom!, you are the best, I know you love me with out bound "." I don't want a soul to see this so closed all the curtain and get my dark sunglass on the table for me ". Although she's drunk, No doubt she knew I wanted some.