(lucky me). The girls were in the bathroom, having navigated a flight of stairs, no mean feat in the heels and the condition they were in, I heard t...e wife open a bathroom door, bag drop the floor the and then sent a stream of piss into the bowl, all the while talking to her friend who I assume was either doing the same thing or standing in the stall waiting for the wife to finish. I must have had a micro sleep, you know when you just can't stay awake, because next heard the four voices, 2. She laughed again and said “you shouldn’t be looking like that at your age, you will give yourself a turn”. “Oy, you cheeky mare, I’m only fifteen years older than you”.I am nearing forty but I keep myself fit and have run a couple of half marathons this year, so I know she is teasing in that flirty way we do. She giggled again and turned to go back to her desk and caught the file on a cabinet and it spilled out of her hands to the floor. Rather than kneel to pick it up she turned her back to. ’ I looked up, not sure what to expect. ‘Go on.’ She grinned drunkenly and leaned in. ‘Oh, I think you know what it is. I can’t sleep without it.’ She started drawing circles on my sweatpants (loaned to me temporarily while my clothes were in the dryer), or at least I thought they were supposed to be circles, given how drunk she was. They were more like sloppy ovals. I finally got what she was getting at. I stood up, backing away from her. ‘Oh, no. Oh, hell no. You sure as fuck are not getting. P.B. out for Roger, [All Points Bulletin]. They caught him 2 hours later. Flo called me from jail to say she was sorry and begged me to post her bail. I said "Fuck you, I won't post your bail, but I'll call Mary and let her know." I hung up on her and called Mary and told her Flo had been arrested and she needed to be bailed out.Mary, annoyed, asked, "Why aren't you doing this" Ask Flo when she gets out of jail. Just be sure to let her know that she is not welcome here anymore". After we talked.