You already to go(Ias)sure We got in the car to get going but, I remember that I did not call Des to tell her I was going. I pulled out my cell phone ...o make a call but my uncle turn up the radio, and when I ask him to turn it down he told me no phone in the car. Well, now that I couldn't make phone call I decide to take a long nap so I told Meka to wake me up when we got to the next rest-stop. I woke up an hour later at my cousin house on the soft to an uncomfortable heat in my crotch area. I. ..OMG! I think my dog is a member of Parliament/ House of Representatives!This one is compliments of J & BNewfoundlanders Fire InsuranceA man and his wife moved back home to Newfoundland, from Vancouver.The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in B.C. was $2000.00 a year!When they arrived in Newfoundland, they went to an Insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg.The agent looked it up on the computer and said to the couple, ‘$39.00.’The husband was shocked and. .”I looked at Charlene and Linda, whispering, “Could that be that girl carpenter, Marty?”Charlene looked despondent, “Yes, oh my God, Brian probably blamed her for getting fired! OH MY GOD.”Since Brian was still being put in cuffs, she screamed, “Brian! Did you shoot Marty!?”Stupid is as stupid DID, as Brian shouted, Damned right I did! That fucking bitch cost me my job!”The Sherriff’s Deputy shook his head, grinning, “Um, folks, I’m going to need you to fill out a report and make SURE you. She didn't use to drink much, but she found it was an effective way to make boring nights by herself less boring.She had her hand on her stomach. "That was such a nice dinner", she said as she rubbed her belly and looked at it, as if she had eaten a whole cow, when she actually just had a salad with chicken - and a few glasses of wine. She liked taking care of her body. She didn't want to get fat, she liked it too much. She was slender, but not too thin. She didn't want to look skin-and-bones.