I also wore a Payal. I let my hair open with the wig. Now its time to apply my makeup. First I took the eyeliner. Then a little bit of foundation. Aft...r that, I applied pink gloss lipstick and a pink bindi. Then I called my so called husband. He came and was stunned to see me. He was praising me saying he so glad and happy to have a horny hot wife. He wished to have me for his whole life. I was blushing a lot. Then I asked him to apply sindoor in my forehead and also to put the mangalsutra in. )? Goodwife stood in stunned silence as shetook in what she had been told. ?What job.? What could I possibly do for you?? ?EAK EEK SQUEEK EAK. (ALLIN GOOD TIME.? BUT FIRST THERE ARESOME PEOPLE YOU SHOULD MEET.)? If was then that she noticed the rats.? She was surrounded by thousands and thousandsof rats. ?EEK SQUEAK, EAK EAK EEK. (THESE ARE ALL OF THE RATS THAT YOU HAVE KILLED.? MURDERED BY YOUR POISON, ASIF YOU HAD SQUEAZED THE LIFE OUT OF THEM YOURSELF.? YOUR POTION WILL SELL BY THE. Dear Crumble,My wife keeps losing her head just because I keep falling for anything in a skirt. Any advice on how to make marriage number six last?Yours,HenryDear Tentpole Tudor,You'll have to excuse me but I think I might be a bit squiffy. Besides, I'm struggling to see what your problem is.Now the thing with us wives is that we are creatures of emotion, our every action and reaction defined by our 'moods' and you, as a mere humble 'wife lover' can't really be expected to attune yourself to. Actual out."The light flickered off; the captain sank back in the relative comfort of his battle manoeuver couch and the darkness of the command pulpit. His XO was evidently nervous, perspiration glistening across his forhead in the ambient red light that bathed the bridge. He was accompanied by the astronavigation officer when he approached the puplit and managed to speak his mind:"Sir, with all due respect, I don't think this is the correct approach, sir. We could try and contain this person.