“Yes, from your father. Your REAL father. You see, Jehovah stopped trusting human fathers with siring His Prophets and Lawgivers. He tasked two ange...s with impregnating a Jewish matron with proven fertility whose husband lacked interest in sex. Hershel was already born by then, of course. Not wishing to give just any angels the job, he sent Michael the Archangel to sire a child on Gloria Schumacher.“He sired Rachel. Yes, Rachel’s father was Michael. And yours was Gabriel, another Archangel.. She sounded like she was begging, but she couldn’t help but moan loudly and quietly say, ‘Oh please. Please. Please. Please.’ He laughed as he licked down her body and as he got to her apex, he took her her legs and spread them a little more, putting her thighs on top of his shoulders. She waited anxiously, not sure what he was going to do. The feel of cool air on her twat, made her move her hips up and as she did, his mouth touched her soft mound. Crying out with pleasure wasn’t even enough to. “Are we live yet?”“Yes, Dave, I can hear you,” Harold replied, annoyed at having to give orders over live TV. “Get a camera on you. Tell us what’s happening!”“Harold? This is just awful!” Dave said, still invisible, but sounding terribly distressed. “I don’t really understand what it is we’ve uncovered here...”The camera feed, which had been displaying a running gait across sand and shrubs, was approaching a group of people lit up by portable floodlights. Hopefully the invisible newscaster,. “It’s your wedding gift to me.” she explained. “It’s quick, and when it’s over you’ll truly be part of our family.”I could barely breath. “But…” My question was cut short by her brusque explanation. “It keeps out men from straying.”It was easy to see that I was unconvinced. Later at home she suggested that I call brothers-in-law. Talk to them about the ceremony. &&&“Yes,” ken told me. “I was nervous about it too, but I can tell you, I feel freer than I every have, when sex isn’t on my mind.