He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding -- a reason I've n...ver before heard -- I'll let you go."The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.GeorgiaThe owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some. "Bill leaves, I continue to wander through the tunnels and then I stumble upon what used to be the bitches room. I decide to leave the bitch a little 'present' from me.I finish then I head back to the computer room. Bill looks up when I arrive and says, "Stacy, we're finished here and need to leave before anyone discovers what we've done."We exit the tunnels, and I order, "Bill, you and the team need to get out of here. I will bring Samantha back with me."Bill leaves and I wander over to watch. I asked her if my wife could wait at the pool. The lady said led Anita to the pool and brought her a drink. She relaxed down there…Ana’s eyes liked to pop out of her head when she saw Jim…Jim was a very large black man. Everything looked to be extra large on him from his head down to his feet. He was a handsome guy.I introduced my wife to him. Jim stared at Ana and commented:“I liked what I saw here and I would like to see more...” Anita got speechless. I knew her pussy was getting wet just to. I just wanted to go into the shower cubical by myself and have a nice big wank and cum. As I got in there I slid off my drag shorts and moving my swimsuit to one side I set free my cock which had now become fully erect and grown to 9 inches. Leaning back against the button for the shower I let the warm water sprinkle all over my swimsuit, my swimsuit soaked and tight against my skin, my nipples not hard but showing clearly through my swimsuit. As I leant back my waist was out in front, my cock.