It was the image of a soap mug and shaving brush set. When I got the chance over there, I used them for shaving. I hadn’t shaved at all since the ...ccident. I hadn’t owned a razor of any kind since that day. I did own a set of barber’s electric clippers to keep my head and beard mostly free of hair.The flash of that image of a shaving mug, a Schick single edge razor, and a tooth brush spread out carefully on a raw two by four filled my mind. The image was also included a large broken piece. My sister and my pompous Brother-in-law told me confidentially that she wouldn’t divulge the name of the culprit that had seeded her but at least it couldn’t have been one of the dogs.She was sitting on the swing behind the church when I sat down with my coffee spiked with some of Tulsa’s finest white lightning on the lazy Sunday afternoon when all the church-going folks were down by the creek watching the “born-agains” getting dunked in the muddy water like a bunch of dang fools with one hand. He u did his belt and slipped it off. “snap” it lightly stung my ass as it slapped acrossed my cheeks. He then snapped it on my ass again only harder. He did a few Moore before I started writhing. It’s not a safeword or a caution. It’s a give me a second and I’ll be backones.qor more. He checked to see if I was OK. (Don’t worry new kid, I’ll say yellow if I need too, or stop you with red). He did a couple harder ones before stopping. Yeah it hurts but I also still got wet from it.Then. 5” penis! Anyway things changed that afternoon. The repair man arrived and he was a large 6’3” 245 pound 38 year old black man! I was at work a few hours when we got word that phone company had to replace all our phone cables with fiber optic cables! This work wouldn’t be completed until late evening. We decided to go ahead and close the office. All of our incoming calls and computer network was down.I decided to go home and it was only about 11:30 AM. I pull into our driveway and I can see the.