"Easy," she grinned, "I could dump the arrogant bastard and spend the evening with you. That would drive him potty."Ian couldn't believe her words, sh... was offering to dump the handsome Alan in favour of himself, not exactly a fair deal on her, but the thought of Alan's face when she did the deed was too tempting to resist. He agreed and Candice immediately led them over to Alan to break the news to him."What!" Alan exclaimed when she'd told him, "You can't be serious." I'm perfectly serious.". I asked her to sit and said that I am sorry but I have never seen you in that sense and I am not willing to love you. I said that we could be good friends (the same old dialogue) and I would help you when in need but don’t expect me to love you that would be sad.She said that she wanted me badly and could do anything for me. It was such an awful situation and didn’t know what to do and what to say. She said that she knew that there is no one in the house so she came this evening and wanted to. Das sollte ich bei der n?chsten Gelegenheit zu sp?ren bekommen! DieGelegenheit ergab sich am darauf folgenden Samstag. Ich hatte ihmmorgens ein englisches Fr?hst?ck zubereitet mit bacon, eggs and redbeans und es hatte ihm gut geschmeckt. Dann hatte ich die Liste vonPflichten abgearbeitet, die er mir nach dem Fr?hst?ck diktiert hatt:aufr?umen, wischen, Staub saugen und W?sche waschen. Nach einer Stundewar ich damit fertig und meldete mich bei meinem Herrn mit einem Knicks:"Wenn der gn?dige Herr. . there’s no power. I’ve got a splitting headache. I’ve eaten way too much pizza and cake. My stomach feels like it is going to explode. I’ve consumed way too much alcohol. This place looks and smells like a rubbish tip. I look and smell like a rubbish tip. I feel like a rubbish tip. My girlfriend has just run off with her gym instructor. I’ve been out of work for three months now. My savings are nearly depleted. I won’t be able to live here much longer because of that. I think I have wrecked.