The guy— I think he was a Count— walked up to him and arrogantly stated, "Your nose is rather large."That was even more lame than Miller calling m... Grasshopper, I thought.But then the most amazing thing happened. Cyrano explained at length how the Count should have insulted him. I was amazed. In the space of just a few minutes, and seemingly on the spur of the moment, he came up with more than a dozen ways to make fun of his own oversized nose! This guy is my hero, I chuckled to myself.I stood. Moments later, she heard footsteps behind her and she had to force herself not to turn around. She wanted this to feel realistic or it would ruin the fantasy. Suddenly her world plunged into darkness as a thick, cloth sack was put over her head and a drawstring was tightened around her neck. It wasn't impossible to breathe, but neither was it easy. "Damn, he's going all out for this", Sarah thought. She hadn't been aware that he was going to effectively blind her like this, but she found that. "Boring," I replied."Well we're going home now and I am preparing a roast for dinner." Shehesitated then said, "And, I have a little surprise for you." Shegiggled to herself savouring her secret. We arrived home and she wentinto the kitchen to turn the stove on while I turned the TV on for thenews.The economy was up shit creek again, and the Prime Minister thought itwas the fault of the previous government. The leader of the oppositionby contrast said the present governments policies would take. “Well I see you were busy.” I said.“Oh yeah all night.” he laughed “I’m just all frustrated now, knowing that smelling your pussy on your panties and jacking off with them is as close as I will ever get to you, I’ll never get to see your naked pussy or your tits or nothing.” he saidHe frowned at me, and I frowned back at him, and he turned his back and started going through some files. I sat there and looked at his cum stains on mypanties that were now in my purse. I wore a skirt today and then.