“It’s true, we did masturbate in our sleep, I’ve suspected it for months but that Wi-Fi camera that I’ve just got proved it.”“Can I borrow...that camera please Georgia?” Roxy asked.“I don’t believe that I do that.” Daniella said, “but can I borrow the camera to prove that I’m right?”“Hey guys, I never said that ALL girls do it, just that Riley and me do it, so Daniella, you may well be right, you’ll know for certain after you borrow the camera.”I let the chatter go on for a couple of minutes then. To baat kuch aisi hai ki bua ke aane ke baad se hi meri niyat fisalne lagi thi, jab v wo mere samne se kulhe matkate hue gujarti thi to man karta tha wahi uski gand daba doon; jab wo ghar ka kaam karti thi nightie pehen kar to unke bade bade mamme aur unke beech ki ghati dekh k to mera pant tamboo ban jata tha. Dil to karta tha ki sali ko utha ke le jaoon aur bistar pe patak patak ke chodun par himmat nai hoti thi. Par wo kehte h na ki agar kisi chiz ko dil se chaho to poori kainaat use tumse. Then all the guys and their parents plus their girlfriends and their parents. Then my family, including Phil and his parents. Dad had pointed out that Megan and Caryn should be there. The list felt like it might be never-ending.“You should invite Jeff and his cameraman,” Dad recommended.He had a point. The streaming video had attracted a lot of viewers. Jeff had done us a solid in the morning paper and followed Coach Mason’s spin. I suspected he planned to show the whole sequence in his. She came to enlighten me.”“Afterwards we took Penny and Nigel to her local for a drink. Mother and Father went back to the hotel. There’s real trouble there. She found your letter, read it and destroyed it. Father is incandescent!“She won’t tell him or Penny what was in it, and Penny’s only got a garbled account of what led to her breaking the engagement. Come to that, I don’t know the whole story. You never told me at the time.”“Shame,” I said blithely and without a trace of sympathy. “She had.