” So I threw myself a pity party then I remember she had given me GRAPES! When I got home I could eat them. A small burst of joy went through me fol...owed by FUCK! I’m living a Ralphie May comedy routine.Ralphie May had a routine where he talked about how happy retarded people were because they are pleased by simple things. While non-retarded people were unhappy because nothing ever pleased them.He asked, “Do you know how to make a retarded person happy? A Scooby-Doo lunch box and if they find a. I locked her up in a closet and she refused to eat anything unless it was served in a doggy bowl. Then, within first month, she confessed she wanted to be a prostitute. We sneaked into my mother's room and she tried on her clothes and lingerie. Even though she wasn't as voluptuous as mom, she'd try her crotchless panties, nippleless bra and stockings and garter. She asked me how my mother talked to her clients and then made me call her and have similar conversation. I'd come and she'd open the. As I pulled back for air a hand came over my shoulder and inserted a finger into your pussy, from the other shoulder another hand and more fingers entered your cunt as I knelt inches away. Your moans suddenly became louder, and more vocal than ever. Dave whispered something to you and I heard him as he told you to moan louder like a whore, suddenly you came out with a mouthful of expletives "finger my whore cunt" was the mildest to say the least. Dave now leant over and unzipped her dress at. I was not able to control myself. We kissed for 15 minutes sharing our saliva. I started pressing her ass and kissed her and carried her and kissed her forehead ,ears all of her faces since I loved her so much.She asked me to follow her to the bedroom then I started to remove her dress and she removed mine and we were completely nude and started to explore each others body. She said your cock is so big that she never expected this and if she saw earlier she would not have wasted much time.Then.