"Perfect, I had her. Susan was in the kitchen. I snuck into the Den and turned the answering machine off. Then I popped a new tape in, and took her co...fession with me.That tape gave me leverage, I could probably ruin her marriage with it, pay the bitch back for what she had done to my family. But... the thing is, Susan was sneaky, smart, and so damn sexy. I vowed to myself that I would not underestimate her. I had to factor in our respective relationships with my dad. He loved her, he was. "No, it all happened at a second private reception which was held after the main reception had ended in the function room of a local hotel." Where was that held daddy?" asked Ricky."At nanny and grandpas of course." So what happened daddy? And were you going out with mummy then?" asked Beccy. "And what about Uncle Horace, was he going out with Auntie Vivvy too?" Yes honey I was, I had been for a while because mummy had been 14 for quite a while before Auntie Dot got married. And as for Uncle. .We were in uncharted territory. I had never done this before and I hadnever had two orgasms in one evening either. It was the best sex that Ihad had in my life and I enjoyed the powerlessness of it,"You look like a dumb version of Kendall Jenner sitting there in yourneglig?e," Hayley said showing me a picture of a woman who lookedremarkably like me.I had no idea who Kendall Jenner was. But I had a feeling Hayley wascalling me a bimbo."You were one of the group who abducted me, weren't you?". (As you can see, my memoirs will not be in chorological order but rather based on how I remembered my patients.) I had just received an order to embalm the body of the young female that had died in the terrible tsunami disaster 3 days ago. I had seen her photograph in the newspapers and knew that she was a pretty 19-year-old student who was holidaying with her family when the disaster struck. I opened the door to the embalming room to found the body lying covered on the table. A bag that the.