It's all over the college rumor mill. Is it true were you really going to cut off his fingers to save Caroline," one of the girls asked."Do not believ... what you hear in the rumor mill girls. Do you really think I could do that?" I replied."We looked you up on the internet. The college has a top of the line system you know. We think he is lucky to be here and Caroline is more lucky that you were the one looking for her. You are one of those type A personality people, no bull - all action," the. When she finally got herself under control she nodded."Yeah, I think that's definitely my department."Somehow, Jenn managed to keep a straight face as she left the kitchen and headed for the stairs.Dave looked at Olivia who was standing beside the stove and also trying hard not to laugh."Why do people tell me shit like this?" Dave shook his head, turned and walked away. A moment later, he heard both Olivia and Emily burst out laughing.It would be weeks before Dave could bring himself to ask for. Dr. Carol Hanson and Cindy were in the room with me, which made me feel better. I was going to be inseminated with one of the sperm deposits Carol had taken from me when I was a man. If this worked this would gain worldwide notoriety.Everything was ready; I said a little silent prayer. Two nurses held my hips down, and for the tenth time, I was instructed not to move or jerk. My safe word was ?Stop.? I was to use it only if it was painful, a little discomfort is to be expected.Oh, my God! I. He startsthings off with an icebreaker exercise. Everyone is sitting in a circleand we are to take turns saying our name, what we did that summer, and alittle something about why we are in the class. I don't even rememberwhat I said. But it gets to be Trisha's turn, and I'd never even met herbefore, and she says 'Over the summer I was magically transformed from amiddle aged man, into a young woman by a leprechaun who was upset that I'dstolen his pot of gold. On a related note, I've been.