The most we had ever had been an occasional glass of wine at weddings or at Christmas. So four girls, wearing bikinis in case it stopped raining, list...ning to music on the radio, and playing a silly Truth or Dare game while getting through a couple of bottles of wine in the afternoon, meant we were all somewhat giddy and silly.It seemed quite logical that we played recklessly, choosing dares that grew more outrageous and sexy. Di had a dare involving running around the perimeter of the field. Mypussy, ass, and mouth overflow with the creatures cherry cum and it justkeeps flowing. I finally see the creatures cum as well, it looks eerilysimilar to cherry pie filling or cherry jam. It pulls out of all myholes and the cherry red ooze coats my body, making me orgasm from thefeeling of it stick all over my body.As I was distracted, and barely able to see out my glasses, the tree hadwrapped a vine around my sticky ribcage below my breasts and and asingle strand above my red covered breasts. • I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.• Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.• I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.• I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.• Velcro - what a rip off!• Don’t worry about old age; it. "There was a general round of groans at this, and at this point Mr Corbett, their form master arrived and put an end to any further attempts at humour.After registration Mr Corbett asked Ned to stay."The headmaster wanted to expel you, Kelly," he said. "but most of the staff opposed him, so you're alright for now. Just don't let us down."Ned digested this for a moment. "No, sir I won't. And thank you sir." Rightho, off you go." And Ned went off to his physics class."Now," said the physics.