There are seven of us." Seven?" Joe and six women." You're..." I'm older than I look, right Dad?" In a way," her dad replied."Your son's a hero, Mrs. ...olomon. Should I call her Mom?" Maybe not," suggested Harold."Uhm..." Mrs. Solomon looked confused. "Call me Helen." Whatever. You see my five sister/wives ... well not officially until tomorrow. He told you about the ceremony didn't he?" The wedding? Of course." But not the other wedding." He suggested things might get strange and go on a bit. ”“You’re not even married - and you already know shit like that?”“I read a lot, same as my brother. You should meet my half-brother one day. He’s a real hunk-of-a-man and he has a twenty-six-inch flute, and I’ve heard that he sports a cock nearly half as long... “LOOK. She’s waving. Stand up and make sure she sees you. WAIT, pull your sweats off and keep your boxers on without your shirt. She needs to see my brother - like I see my brother.”When I turned, I looked down at Debra. All she has on,. .hummm, Oh yes~! Star wars is playing,episode II, if I remember correctly. She wore her long boots, Black Thigh high stockings, nothing of a thong, off white, mid length skirt, and a short sleeve black top with lots of cleavage, push up bra.... Mmm she looked good enough to eat. The theater has stadium seating, and we went about just above half wayup, middle of the row, center. There were quite a few people there, it surprised me, but was by no means crowded. We settled in, had a few sips of. " What's that?" Uncle Ted asked snickering, "Master of Blowing up Americans." No my dear Edward," Mom hissed as the rest of the family burst out in guffaws at Uncle Ted's words.Sis and I were always caught in the middle of the continuing family drama, in love with mom and accepting of most of her liberal views, while at the same time surrounded most of the year by a more southern and redneck approach to life.We had learned to love both worlds, knew that behind the crudity, small mindedness and.