“You’re so dirty!”“I’m dirty as fuck, girl, but I’m guessing you already knew that. Only question is—does this dirty boy get a reward fo... all the hard work and frustration he’s been put through?”“Maybe… What reward would he like?” Sorrel was sweeping back her wetted blond hair and continuing her circular booty-shake, feet squelching in the grass.“Well to start with, why don’t we stop pretending that bikini covers anything and get rid of it?”“You wanna see it all?” She licked her lips, her. . okay then," I said. "Seems your little hometown has a seedy side."Ashley laughed as we took a right onto my road. "Yuppers... might not be as classy as you big city folks and your sex shops, but we make do with what we got," she said in an affected Southern accent."Big city, good one, Ash," it was my turn to laugh. "You know I grew up two towns over, right?" Whatever, dude," she said sarcastically as she pulled into my driveway. "Here's your stop, playboy."I leaned in to kiss her goodbye.. She is not a ‘BABE’ or a ‘CHICK’ - She is aBREASTED AMERICAN. ‘2. She is not ‘EASY’ - She is ‘HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.’3. She is not a ‘DUMB BLONDE’ - She is a ‘LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.’4. She has not ‘BEEN AROUND’ - She is a ‘PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.’5. She does not ‘NAG’ you - She becomes ‘VERBALLY REPETITIVE.’6. She is not a ‘TWO-BIT HOOKER’ - She is a ‘LOW COST PROVIDER.’HOW TO SPEAK ABOUTMENAND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:1. He does not have a ‘BEER GUT’ - He. It was Pam. She saw him in the mirror and smiled.She came out from behind the curtain."Come in here, Ethan. I want your opinion."She glanced to the girls by the register, grabbed him by the elbow and dragged him into the changing rooms."Sit here," she said and pushed him into a chair."Where's Mom?" She went to look at silverware." She stood by the curtain, facing him, her feet together. "What do you think?"Ethan tried to speak. How did he tell his sister she looked hot?"It's ... nice," he.
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