TEN (10) THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU 1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can’t say the letter ‘‘P’’ without separating your lips. ...) You just attempted to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5. 8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5. 9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it. You have received this e-mail because I. I'd put that on the bill, and charge Slimy Smith fifty bucks for a shot of WD-40.In the kitchen, among all of the state of the art appliances I found a microwave. It was a really nice one too. As my burgers were heating up, I sat down at the table in the breakfast nook. I started thinking about Kathy again. There was no way I wanted to stay married to her, she was a ... Try as I might even now I couldn't think of anything bad to call her. I guess I wasn't wired that way.I was pulled from my. The kids said hi to her and went in the den to watch TV.Sara said, "I'll make you coffee and I can tell you what he had to say." Sara I'm not interested in anything he had to say. In fact I rather you don't bring his name up in front of me. Plus I will only warn you this once; the children are not to go near him at all. Do I make my self clear?"She left in a huff and I could hear her crying. I don't know if she thought that I was so religious that I would forgive him, but that was way out of. My heart raced as we walked towards the dorms. I felt Tom’s hand on my ass as we walked. Stephanie and Chad were ahead of us and every time they stopped to kiss, Tom and I would do the same. I had never done anything like this on a first date, if this was a date. I doubted myself if I could through with this. What if I chickened out and ran? What if they wanted more then a blow job? What if we said no and they said yes? But somehow I completely trusted Stephanie and as Tom kissed me.