Dear god. What a lop-ear.The room became a bustle of activity, as the grifters in the room started to busy themselves ripping apart the erstwhile OTB ...oom. It was a lot of work to do this shit, but hey."Everybody, when you are done, come down to pick up your cut at Nick's," I told them all, and then started to walk towards the back door. Just as I was about the close the back door, the front door crashed open.As the door shut, I heard the cry of "POLICE!"I ran down the alley to my 2009 C350. Once she gets it nice and hard she grabs it a good hold of it and tells me she'll see it later. Now that she has me all worked up we begin to make our way over to their house. We pull up to there house and Patricia leans over to me and says " Let's not stay too long. I think we should have some fun tonight." I pretty much agreed with her. We head into Joesph and Silenia's house and sit down on the couch. We all end up getting another drink and start to think about dessert. "I have some ice. While she wasn't shy about performing in front of someone, she didn't want to take the chance that any shots could end up on the net. This had an easy solution, we would supply the memory card for the photographer and then take it back at the end of the shoot. The second issue was that she preferred a female photographer. I agreed, as that was even better I could perform in front of a nice hottie. When looking for suitable local photographers though, there just wasn't any females. The only one. There would be a full crew; the paddling wouldn’t be all that hard (about 20 to 30 whacks) and I would be given some after-care if I wanted it…like a lot of cold towels!It wasn’t my idea of a fun way to make $500 but it beat (no pun there) being broke at the time.I was asked if I would mind doing a short screen test…he wanted to see how I reacted to a spanking. I figured, what the hell, after agreeing (with some reluctance) then waited as he moved a chair into the middle of the floor. I’d worn.