He quickly took his shower and was at the table before I had known it. "That was quick," I said to him. "Yea," he paused and continued, "I didn't ha...e football practice today so I wasn't as stinky," he said jokingly. We both laughed and began eating. I stood up and said, "son I got something to tell you." "Okay mom what is it," he asked. "I got promoted," I said with enthusiasm. We both sat there celebrating, before we realized we were both drunk.When I get drunk I tend to need some. “Fucking something? Sure, I’ll call Derek over and he can do me, for a change,” I said, then murmured, just quietly enough for dearest daddy to hear. “His big fat cock is just deeeeeelicious!”“You little,” he threatened, but didn’t do or say anything more. He never did, not in front of my mom, anyway, who always took my side during arguments, thinking this was just a phase for me.If only she knew.My daddy had thankfully followed me up the stairs and into my bedroom and thus the final stage of. It was a respectable fish. Her lithe female frame was all youthful energy as she stuck the spear butt into the sand and stood on her toes throwing herself into my arms, holding me tightly."I am so happy," she said with a laugh.I held her close and mused, "If old Defoe had seen you, he might have had a whole different concept of Friday."She turned her head to look up at me quizzically. Occasionally the generations loomed between us. She shrugged and squeezed herself against me.I felt my groin. As the song finished Mr Staring Man came straight over to where I stood.He said ‘I think you are very beautiful can I please take you for a few drinks’ I'd had men approach me before chatting me up on nights out but never so boldy and in the middle of the day. With being on holiday I threw caution to the wind and found myself saying yes to the stranger . We found a nearby pub and sat in a booth at the back where it was quiet, sipping on our wine he asked where I was from (having recognised my.