"No!" he said."Best not might put you off," Sam says, "Look tell you what I'll put it on your tab ok?"The guy stares at him through the agony, "How mu...h?" "Twenty dollars a month," he said but before he could answer his Homo friends come back.I had a brain-wave so I went and told them their mate had had his tits done and was after the whole deal, except he was two hundred dollars short, they seemed real interested, and quick as that they flashed out a pair of fifties each and said they'd be. " I never seen a prick like that except yours, and the eyes, and way he stands, you could be brothers." Ah." Or father and son." Yes, you know when you had scarlet fever." Yes." Well I had to fuck someone and well I knew when I saw kid growing up, I'm sorry lass." Well, I might as well let on as our Chastity, Lord Fanshawe, well you know, you was up at Harrogate, I was lonely, you never wondered why she is like a swan and we are more like crows." Well, don't matter now does it, we are settled. She trusted you and you kept that trust in spades. You let me befriend your daughter, you let her befriend me, you let us have slumber parties, tea parties, and such, all without even a hint of anything inappropriate, but also without a single complaint to my mother. I know that you never once spoke ill of me or mentioned things that you could have used to get me into trouble with her. You always let me eat as much or more as you did, including dessert and everything. You let me watch movies. Donovan, this is the first date we've ever been on. We are moving in with each other this weekend and I don't even know if her name is Reggie or Regina and from what I understand she told her father she was moving in with me before I asked her out." Call me Mom or Loren, whatever is easiest. Well I knew my children were impulsive but this one takes the cake. This is even faster than her brother getting married to a girl he'd only known for three months. Although that seems to have worked out;.