They have been up since six.’ ‘Kids?’ ‘You seem a little out of it. Let’s go unwrap presents and I’ll make you a cup of tea.’ ‘Tea?’...Holly hadn’t drunk tea since high school. She was a coffee drinker and this just created more confusion. Her head felt like it was going to explode. ‘Let’s give Mommy some time to wake up. We’ll be in the living room.’ Holly watched as Connor and the two children made their way to the living room. The moment they were out of sight she jumped out of bed and looked. Jab unki shadi hui thi 12 saal pehle to mai bahut chota tha aur hardum unke paas shone ki jid karta tha aur sone ko mil bhi jata tha lekin tab mai bhut chota tha. Lekin ab mai bada ho gaya to unko dekh dekh kar sirf muth mar kar hi kaam chalana pad raha tha kabhi unko nahate hue dekhta to kabhi jb wo kapda press karti tab unke boobs ko dekhta aur toilet ja kar muth maar leta aise aise kai saal gujar gaya aur achanak ek din hua ki chacha delhi gaye the aur chachi ke mayke me kisi ki death ho. Fortunately the professor walked into the classroom, threw a slide on the overhead projector, and began talking about a far safer subject--networking. Kim faced forward and started taking notes.I tried to do the same thing, but my body was still on overload. Suddenly, it hit me. I had just spent five minutes talking to the most beautiful girl in the world, the morning after having sex with her roommate. Am I in heaven or hell? The difference between the two blurred before my eyes as Professor. This female was a curiosity inasmuch as she actually notices me. The female gender has never, up until this point of time anyway, taken any notice of me and it is this attention which I found worrying. I was indifferent to them and they were indifferent to me to my satisfaction. I actually came across her three times in two days in completely different situations and events and this aroused my suspicions putting me on my guard, as I should not have seen her in such disparate locations. A ribbon.