At least it's not something really weird, like, what, Brunhildalynn or something." Bru—Br— What??" I said. "Is that even a real name?" Sure is now..." he said, shrugging, and handed me a cereal bowl. I went for the milk: he likes his cereal dry for some reason."Did you two have a nice night," Mom asked, as if it were totally normal for a girl to have her boyfriend over all night.I chose to answer her in the same vein. "Yes, actually, we did. It was very... Comforting to have a loved one there. Just then a nurse brought two squalling pink blanket wrapped bundles in and woke Margie to take care of them."You ladies have your work cut out for you," the nurse told us looking around. "I don't envy you." I stayed until all four daughters finished and then kissed both of my wives before leaving. I told them I would be back that evening.At home, I cleaned up the now very cold uneaten breakfast and then went upstairs. That was when I remembered the portal! Why call Mom when I could go there. Nothing interesting or 'out of the norm' to report there. When I got back, after making my dinner, I decided to flick open my laptop and browse the internet to pass my evening. I visited my normal naughty chat room, where thousands of men pretend to be something they aren't; either younger; more attractive; a female; or more commonly a larger penis. Most of these guys are easy to spot and divert, others are well versed in the art of pretending. Up until this point I had only found myself. Ek baar mere ghar meri masi aayi aur unaka 2-3 din rukane ka plan thaa sham ko sa khana kha kar sone ki sochane lage aur decide huaa ki mai aur mea bhaai ek room me aur masi aur mom ek roo mr coz masi ko mom se baat karni thi so ham bhaai ek room me ek bed par so ne ki taiyari karane lage mera bhaai pahale so chuka thaa uske baad mai sone ki taiyari kar rahi hi thi, mai room me aayi, aur andar se darwaja band kar diya, aur light off karnewali thi ki dekha bhaai ke chaddhi ke upar kuchh khada sa.