"Type that up for me, love," she asked. Abigail nodded and walked over to the terminal in the corner of the room and loaded up "WinWord." She had used...it a few times at school, but the last fortnight had seen her improve her typing skills considerably as she typed several letters for her bosses.Margaret glanced over as the girl loaded the computer and took a sip of her drink, reaching into a drawer and passing a small envelope to her. "Wages," she told her with a smile. "Pay you every. When the bear falls off the roof, the dog is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."He then hands the shotgun to the homeowner."What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner."If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."This one is compliments of Chuck...A young law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.Student:. Vo itni badhiya video thi ki mera lund zatse khada ho gaya. vo beth kr safsafai kr rahi thi aur vo video dekh rahi thi.Aur me andar chala gaya aur uske piche jakar khada ho gaya. Usko malum bhi nhi tha ki me andar aa gaya hu..vo video badi dhyan se dekh rahi thi. Mene use kaha ki tum mere computer ke sath kya kr rahi ho? vo dar gayi aur jaise hi piche mudi mera lund uske muh ke samne hi tha. Aur use shock laga. Phir vo us video ko dekh rahi thi fir mere lund ko dekh rahi thi. Vo khud ko rok nhi. .i figured i had nothing better to do so i went in and checked it out. It was about 2:00 in the morning and there was nobody in the store..except for the cashier who looked like a pretty cool guy..Their collection of dvd's was enormous!! id never seen anything like it..it was like a the walmart of porn lol..They had every fetish imaginable. I wanted to go over to the gay section (closet bi kid) but i felt uncomfortable with the man behind the register watching me..I figured what the hell..im a.