Last night i fell asleep really quick. i walked into the kitchen and it was even hotter than it was yesterday. so i ate some ceral and than put on a b...thing suit. i brought the dildo because no one is around. when i arrived the lake i went swimming first. then i took off my bathing suit and layed down on the towel and put the dildo in my ass. i just love the way this feels. i heard some footsteps so i stop stopped and looked up. it was caleb. i felt embarresed. then i noticed 2 guys behind him.. As I drew closer I could see that her costume was not some cheap garment made of polyester or silk, it was made from shiny vinyl. I approached her table and gave a slight bow and introduced myself. "I am the Phantom or Opera Ghost if you prefer." "I'm Lana the upstairs maid," she responded with a smile, "May one join you?" "Please do." I took a seat opposite her and summoned the waitress and ordered a round of drinks. We chatted politely as we waited for our drinks. "You are alone?" I asked.. .. D...I...C...K...L...E...S...S, with an arrow pointing down at my groin. The women cheered and mobile phone camera flashes went off like a strobe light. The pictures would have been uploaded to facebook before the laughter had even died down. Maddy passed the pen to Kelly who was next to her and I could smell her bro as she leaned in to write 'WANKER' across my chest. Brenda snatched the pen next, and I got 'FAGGOT' across my forehead. Another chav harridan wrote LOL on my boobs, with the O a. As for Ray his girlfriend is such a skank, and a cock-teaser because her outfits consist of short skirts and belly shirts where her tits hang out, but she is just not the right person for him. I told him what I thought of her just over a year ago, and we’ve hardly spoken since. However I think that is going to change since I found out about a month ago my brother has a panty fetish. Ray and I share a bathroom at one end of our family house, and our parents stick to the other. Like most families.