A somewhat dishevelled Mother Superior hurried to meet me, “What has Pious done now?” she demanded.“She said a nun needed medical help and the D...ctor is indisposed,” I explained, “Whereas I am a medical student.”“He said a nun had dildo splinters up her.” the first nun explained only to be cut short.“Really well young man, well first we nuns do not use dildos,” Mother superior explained.“No we use candles and the round bit on our crucifix,” a third nun said brightly until she noted the Mother. Here's what we'd do sometimes, there are always flea markets down here. Anyone can bring anything to sell & if one's willing to be seen going to the back tables & not giving a rats ass bout what people you'll never see again think; like us 2, we'd go shopping for porn. Mags & videos. We'd buy a grocery bag full of shit. We'd head to her house, she had a vcr,. These are the times when we sipped good whiskey & smoked some good weed, sat together on her couch in the living room, sitting close. I hope you can appreciate that my father is a very talented and educated person." And, Adam, Janice is no one's left-over. She is probably smarter than either of us. Never refer to her that way again in my presence." Adam looked a little stunned when I finished, but I didn't care if he was insulted."I won't be studying with you any longer, " he said."That's your choice, Adam. If you feel this strongly about my father marrying your mother, you should make sure she knows about your objections as. We'll just have to wait and see. Meanwhile, don't let yourself get into a blue funk imagining the worst, OK?"A voice entering the room says, "If he starts getting all mopey, I'll just slap him around a little bit." Rose Ann leans over me and gives me a big kiss. "Jesus, Baby, you scared the shit out of all of us!"Later that day, a nurse comes in and wakes me up to remove the catheter. I definitely feel that. It takes three or four hours to accumulate enough pee to be sure but everybody seems to.