It felt as if I had abandoned it, and maybe I had. Who cares? I'm a beardboy now! I proudly announced to the world. I felt like a was the coolest cat ...n town so I just shrugged my chin's feelings all off. "Just you wait till I'm the forth member of the O so popular blues and rock band ZZ Top", I told my chin. "Then we can all be happy!" Two months passed in the same fashion. Me and my beard having fun and my chin warning me of its influence on me and that I had changed for the worse. So one day. I'm sure I was just the same when I was your age. Only, of course, not with another girl. You and Marianne make a lovely couple." Oh! Mum!" said Layla with glee. "I love you too! After Marianne, you're the most important thing in my life!" But what about your exams, Lay sweetheart. You don't want to end up working in the Lunchbox like Marianne, do you? You've got to concentrate on them. Especially if you want to go on to Medical school so much." I know. I know," sighed Layla sadly, nervously. Giggling like a schoolgirl and with the three items clasped in her hand she went back downstairs; the coffee sat cooling in the breeze from the open kitchen door but she'd lost interest she was intent in heading back to the sofa.She put her hand to her mouth, "Oh my god," she said loudly as she pulled the chocolate cock easily out the box, the wrapper was broken, then in a low sexy whisper "Hello big boy," before she burst out laughing, then holding it up she bent forward and licked the head,. "Not really. I'm used to this. Just try to stay out of my way."I packed everything except the tent. "OK. Out we go."I had the tent down and strapped to my pack faster than I had ever done it before."Off we go." I said."Go where?" asked Ann."Off the moor and to my car. Then I'll drive you to your hotel." OK, but we were lost." I wasn't. I knew exactly where I was and I know now. We are going back by an easier but slightly longer route. You aren't wearing the right shoes to wade streams."We were.