I began dressing up in little skirts, fishnets and strappy tops and taking photos (a lot of the time close ups of my ass with a lot of my ass exposed)...to post on the net, and eventually I posted some. I cut the crotch out of the fishnets I owned and began attempting to insert all kinds of things that resembled a penis up there when I got excited - anything from bananas to deodorant bottles. I would post web cam photographs of my tits and ass on the net, with titles such as, 'Like my tits and. I pushed her gently down again, wet my cock and climbed between her legs. Theo had to adjust his legs so that I could fit in between. I was rock hard and started to push at the puckered hole of Jen’s ass. It gave slightly. I asked Theo not to move for a minute, as I entered her. I did this slowly and gently. Eventually Jen started to push on my cock inviting me into her dark alley. I was now deep inside her. She was in ecstasy. She was moaning in pleasure, and then asked us to fuck her hard. We. Tell her how you feel, what's the worst that can happen?" Yeah, great advice, Hitler, I thought. What the fuck, why didn't I think of this subtle way of initiating sex with her. Fuck fuck fuck I have to say something, I thought, so I said "uhh, I just wanted to say I'm sorry about what happened earlier..." "DOn't worry, I'm sorry too. I shouldn't have yelled about it like that, I mean, I often wake up drunk too..." "Thanks for being so understanding sis, I, uh, really love you!" "Aww, I love my. Well, it worked and surprisingly we had a pretty good standing room only turn out, complete with a bunch of the kiddies too. Mom and Dad probably figured it would be educational showing their off-spring what a crazed kook and lunatic (and their elected official) looked like in the wild.Keeping Austin Weird™ on some days is so pathetically simple and easy that a caveman could probably do it ... and get reelected to the state legislature by wide margins too!"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,.