-Phyllis DillerWe spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit d...wn and shut up.-Phyllis DillerBurt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.-Phyllis DillerWhat I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.-Phyllis DillerThe only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.-Phyllis DillerHis finest hour lasted a minute and a. ”“Feeling your finger tips put me over the edge.”“Doesn’t Barb?”“No. We haven’t played that game since we were dating.”“She said she had a special treat for you last night.”I was surprised she knew, but talking with Susan about sex really turned me on.“Yeah? What did she say?”“...said she was gonna ‘drain your tank’, so you wouldn’t give me any trouble today. Said it would make my day easier and yours too.”“She said that!”“Uh-huh. She wouldn’t tell me what she planned to do. But she said you. .. though we can always bring in others if we wish, I think. I especially hope to see all three women knocked up sooner rather than later. I will raise this one as mine, but I want the next one to actually be mine, if possible. So that would mean no loads in her pussy but mine while I breed her. If that’s okay with Nina, of course,” Steve asserted now.“Fine bi me ... as long as I get plenty of tongue there while Bruno and Rick are plowing my ass,” Nina giggled now, “oh, and if this kid is. Long, slow seduction. Kisses and bites. Stroking and licking.“What are you staring at?” she asked, keeping her eyes on the road.“You.” I said.“And what are you thinking? Oh, don’t even bother to answer!”We both laughed; there was no tension between Ava and I.“Here’s the hotel.” She said as we pulled up to a modest place on the edge of town.“Good,” I said, “I’m ready for bed.”“It’s only five o’clock dear.” She pointed out.“Jetlag.” I explained.“Oh; I thought it was something else you were.