I damn near ran off the road (okay, it was late, and I was tired, and things strike me as being funnier than they really are when I'm tired). Granted,...I have a sense of humor that's more than a bit off plumb, but I thought I had a pretty funny idea. I suppose that you want to know to what had I been listening, and I suppose that I'll just have to tell you. I was listening to "The Official Politically Correct Dictionary and Handbook," by Henry Beard and Christopher Cerf, as read by Christopher. Once I had put on some clothes, I realized how tired I was, so I laid down on the couch and crashed.“Wake up sleepy head!” Ashley said as she started tapping my head.“Huh? What time is it?”“It’s 3:30, Mom has already come and gone. You slept the entire time!”“Ha. Nice. Gosh, I didn’t know I was so tired. I guess our shower session really took it out of me.”“Are you calling me fat?”“I said nothing of the sort!”“Good. Lets go see a movie. I’m thinking that new X Men: Origins movie, sound okay to. Sammy had never felt such an amazing sensation in all her life.Sue walked around the table so she was by her daughter’s head and Sammy’s pussy. Just by looking Sue knew there was no way the crown on the end of the rod could ever fit in Sammy. It wasn’t even in a shape that could easily slide into the looses of orifices. Sue knew though that this had to happen, and it would happen. Mira watched as the rod approached her friend’s pussy. She reached up and grabbed one of Sammy’s lips in each of. The film concerned roman emperor Caligula which amazed me how many well known actors took part in what was an expensive pornographic film which likely got away with it as it depicted what that man actually did and how depraved and crazy he was. As the first scene involved and orgy with two nubile women sucking a cock to climax I was soon as stiff as the cock being gobbled and inevitably I unzipped myself and began to gently massage my own Male meat.”Ahem! I presume you paid for that with.