As we started onto the dock, Sue said, “Hey, Dan, looks like you’re off for a little sail. Need a crew?” “Sure,” I replied. “I’ve seen ...ou crewing before on some neighbor boats. It looks as if you know what to do. Seeing that we’re neighbors, we should get to know each other better and a sail might be just the thing--fun and relaxing.” She replied something to the effect, “Fun but no monkey business. I suppose my husband and your wife would agree, don’t you?” With that, she laughed a little. If someone were to come to his apartment building at that very moment, they would be greeted with the stench that would put even a sumo wrestler to sleep in a matter of seconds.‘The Trashmaster’ his online friends called him, due to the sheer amount of trash in his room. The floor, the ceiling, his bed, even in between the wall-mounted air conditioner somehow, it was as if there had been a literal tsunami of trash come into his room and made it home.“Time to tidy myself up, I guess.” These. ” “What colour are you going to wear tonight? “She asks wearily. “Gold of course, “says the man proudly. The wife gives him a withering look and says: “What about silver? It’d be nice if you tried coming second for a change.”A sausage factory owner was showing his arrogant son around and try as he might he found it impossible to impress him. As they approached the heart of the factory, the man thought: “If this doesn’t do it nothing will!” He showed his son a machine and said: “Son, this. "Mom, it's okay for me to be touching you like this, right?"She sighed, then turned in bed to face me. "No, Sweetie. None of what we've been doing lately is right." But I just meant..." I know, but let me explain. What we've been doing is called 'i****t.' Do you know that word?" Yeah," I said."Our society believes that i****t is wrong, mostly because bad things can happen when close family members have c***dren together." I know," I said. "We learned that in school." Also, people are afraid.