I knew where I had to go. One day I went to the local toilets. What Isaw written on the walls sent shivers of nervous anticipation andexcitement throu...h the very centre of my body. There were long messagesfrom undie-slaves describing what they wore and what they were preparedto do for 'Masters'. And there were detailed drawings of men fuckingboys clad in undies. I knew at once that I must put my name up on thewall and offer myself to be trained as an obedient maid, like theothers.I had never. He had been waiting for me, but the long, hurried strut across the lobby had felt like an hour and not the half minute that it must have been.Buddy was all dressed up in a suit jacket and dress shirt. He hugged me and immediately I felt a sense of relief. “I have Champaign for you up in the room.” He said enthusiastically. He he took my hand and my evening bag and my nerves eased. You are beautiful! Do you mind if I get a picture of you? He said smiling.I was happy to oblige. I love being. You can reachout and touch somebody's heart right forcefully though. But we will beshooting offhand from a tree, in a dress, after walking the mileuphill, and climbing the darn tree. Not dying from a heart attack isfirst priority." Oh the town community center has a fitness center and we have anappointment for tomorrow to get an assessment from the town personaltrainer. Seems the folks around here have a healthy attitude towardgetting everything right the first time, not waiting for something. Please help me come to terms with the new me ... because I’m just not sure who I am anymore!I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found changes in my life!I just can’t imagine or understand what’s happened to me so quickly!Funny, it’s all just taken place over the last 8 years!As if all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with ... I’m now afraid to go into either one of the restrooms!This One Is Compliments of SmokeyjoeThe Eighteen BottlesI had.