It is no fun without you around to act jealous." Did you ever stop to think I might be really jealous and it's not an act? But then I haven't killed a...yone yet, so how could you know? Did anything exciting happen after I left?" Not much John. Some guy fell down and broke his jaw. They had to call an ambulance for him." Too much to drink, probably. Anyone we know?" Nobody you've met. Somebody said he lives in that new development, the next street over from ours." Mim did not seem to know much. I think I had gotten the bug from my loyal secretary Julie in my eagerness to console her in her unwanted news about starting a family without a husband for backup.I just used the customary military approach to fighting off the germs by taking two aspirin and getting a good night’s sleep without going near a doctor because that was where all the sick people were crowded into a tiny waiting room spreading more germs.This was the Sunday that I had promised my new partner I would come to her place. So I called my wife and told her that I will be heading to Dusseldorf in Germany for a couple of days for a business trip and she was happy to hear it. I asked her why she was so happy about it since I will be gone for a couple of days, she said she was happy because it was going to help me get a raise if the clients make a deal with us. The day I left for Germany early in the morning, my wife called up the old plumber again later in the morning and she asked him to come over to her apartment. Aur phir main apane land ko uske chut par ghisne laga poonam tadap ke chila rahi, bhanchod daal jaldi ander nahi to mar joungi, daal jaldi se.Phir maine land supada chut ke upar rakh ke jor ka jataka lagaya toland sirf 1 inch ander gaya aur poonam dard ke mare chikh rahithi aur bool rahi bhaiya ps ese nikalo nahi to meri choot phat jayegi, main uski taraf dekha hi nahi aur jor zataka lagaya aur adha land ander dal diya, ab poonam rone lagi thi to main 5 min ke liye ruk gaya, phir ponnam khud.