I passed each truck ever so slowly so they could get a real good look. Whenever there was traffic behind me I'd signal and they'd let me in until the ...raffic passed and i could pull back out and flash the next truck. They knew I was enjoying flashing them as much as they were enjoying the show. When I reached the lead truck, the driver was holding a piece of paper up to his window that said, "take it all off hot stuff!" Oh god I wished I were a real woman so that I could comply with that. She readily agreed and said she had for a long time wanted this but did not think I would be interested because she was much younger than me.The next day I met her at the station and took her home.Shortly after arriving and settling down I said 'dear girl' I think a lot of you and I want this friendship to go all the way.She looked at me and smiled and said are you hoping we might have sex?Yes was my answer and as I gave my reply she started to remove her top. I went closer to give her a hug. “Come on, tell me what’s in there,” she said. “Nope, can’t do it,” he said. Then it was finished. It was perfect. And she didn’t know what was inside. FRIDAY NIGHT Jennifer arrived home from work in a good mood, ready for a fun weekend. After some dinner and wine, Jim announced that his room project was done and he wanted to show her. She had changed out of her work clothes into a simple, short black dress. They entered the room together and he turned on the lights. Jennifer’s eyes widened. The. " That made me stop in my tracks."Are you?" No silly, simple parlor trick. This is my high school ring, see." And she spun her ring so the little fake ruby gem and the school emblem could be seen."And that works?" Fooled you. Besides, I tell them that my husband is this big honking ex-football player and that is enough to keep them at bay." Football player? Me?" I dreaded asking."Yeap." She said with a toothy grin"Uhmm, that is sort of what I wanted to talk to you about."She grabbed my bicep.