All my roommates were off at work, in a class, or with their own significant others. We were watching a documentary for a class that I couldn't care l...ss for and I was feeling a bit mischievous. Tyler was very into the documentary and I knew he needed to pay attention to it, but I still took upon myself to entertain myself the best way I could. I took Tyler's middle finger into my mouth and began to suck and lick it very seductively. The way he looked at me was priceless. Pure shock and lust. Roger sat, exhausted, in his big easy chair. Abby slipped from behind the curtain she’d been standing behind and almost raced into the living room to sprawl across her father’s lap.?Oh, God, Daddy. That was so exciting! I could hardly keep from playing with myself. I’m guessing from the hard-on that’s sticking into my butt, that you kind of enjoyed it, too.? Abby stuck her tongue in her dad’s ear and wiggled it around.She whispered, ?Every time I see that bitch I want to hit her. She’s gotten. The woman apologized and transferred the call to Mick’s secretary.“Mr. O’Dell’s office.”“This is Deb O’Dell and I have been cut off twice now. I demand to speak to my husband!”-“One moment please.”There was another click and more of that fucking music. Then after the longest time, there was another click. Deb O’Dell was about to scream when she heard a voice.“This is Mick, how can I help you?”“Mick, this is Deb. We need to talk! Where were you last night? Why didn’t you come home?”“Who was on. He could never laugh at himself and there’s so much to laugh at me for that it’s sometimes hard to choose just one. He hated computers, loved his painkillers and I don’t even know what else, but she mentions it all the time. I think she’s trying to reassure me that I’m not just a stand-in for him.”She shrugged. “I still think she’s seeing a dead-man walking,” she said. “My advice would be to enjoy the ride while it lasts and then have a back-up plan for when it comes apart.”I nodded. “That’s.