‘Have you ever been to this before?’ ‘No, I haven’t,’ the slight blonde answered, ‘but it was actually Tammy’s idea to go. She’s a cit... girl, so I think she wanted to try something a little down-homey.’ ‘It’ll certainly be that,’ Todd laughed. ‘Hope she likes port-a-potties.’ ‘Ewwww,’ Hollie reacted with exaggerated revulsion. ‘I’m more worried about making a fool of myself screaming. I’m terrible in horror movies. You would have seen that if you had the good sense to keep dating me.’ ‘Hey, I. "So did I, Jeff," I replied with a smile."Linda - are you - I mean - did you really have a good time orwere you just - you know, doing it because it was part of ourdeal."Talk about a mood killer. I flashed him a smile."Goodnight, Jeff." I reached over and gave him a big one on thelips. Might as well let him think about it the rest of the night. Then I turned and went inside."How was your date?" someone asked me from the living room. Itwas my mom sitting on the couch."Mom, were you waiting up. I just got the ball rolling. It was you and the k** who took your lust all the way to the finish.”She was still in denial. “It . . . it wasn’t lust. It . . . it was ****. He ****d me!”That comment really pissed off her son. “****? I didn’t **** you! You were doing it with me. I could see your body moving. I was fucking you, but you were fucking me too. Don’t say you weren’t, Mom! You liked it as much as I did. Don’t ever say you didn’t like it!” As she looked at him, Vic could see. Shit, she probably CAN'T! I bet she sits everywhere with her legs gaping open, trying to get air to that motherfucker – I would.I trip over something on the way out. I reach down and pick it up – it's a dildo! A BIG motherfucker! She must have dropped it when she fell asleep after HER eleven o'clock show! I wonder how I could see THAT – I don't have any angle on her room. Sighing, I kiss off the whole thing – it's not what I'm there for. I'm here for MY bitch – and she beats the shit out of Big.