As I watched my girlfriend go inside, I caught sight of my old coach's red sports car in the teacher's lot. I couldn't resist going in and saying hi. ... made my way towards the gym where Coach Burns' office was. I was getting close when I heard what clearly sounded like sex. I slowed to a stop trying to determine from which direction the noises were coming from. Sure enough, they were coming from Coach's office. Suddenly, a high female voice yelled, "Oh, Coach, fuck my tight, little ass." Holy. Alone and nearly destitute, she was just sitting in her little dumpy motel room waiting ... just waiting for the official divorce notification paperwork to arrive the day after Christmas.She had nothing to do now except sit and rock away in the little desk chair. Even the old vintage television set was broken and the surly motel clerk showed no signs of replacing it anytime soon or even moving her to another room with a working one. Or a room where the faucets didn't also leak and the electric. She gripped the dog's neck in both hands and pulled her snout to her pussy."Lick it, Lady," she panted, rubbing her cunt against the dog's nose. "Come on, girl, lick Sissy nice."But Lady wasn't as eager 'o lap cunt as Rex was. Sissy had a hell of a time because she had to do most of the work, grinding her pussy against the dog's unwilling snout."Oh, come on!" she snapped angrily. "You re a dog, ain't you? You must want to lick my cunt!"Lady tried again and again to twist away from her horny. "Oh, Peg," he gushed. "We're having our love-child. The other Peggy said it was the best time of her life. That, and the three years it took her to lose the weight." What was he talking about? Yipes! I was so eager to have this baby I forgot what I'ld have to go through to get one. The weight! LABOR! I started to cry. "WAAAA! I FEEL FATTTT!" I became whiny and demanding. OK. MORE whiny and demanding. It was fun .... until I started having morning sickness and had to quit smoking. That.