” continued Debra. “I wonder what you were thinking.” “Well Debra,” replied Ralph with a slight hesitation in his voice, “To tell you th... truth, I think you have a fine ass and I’d love stick my tongue in it and feast on it.” “Oh Ralph,” replied Debra, “You’re such a romantic. To tell the truth, I have huge nipples and I wish you were here 10 minutes ago. I farted a what seemed to be about a 6.3 on the Rickter scale. That’s a base 10 logarithmic local magnitude scale that measures torsion. “Looking the part?” Logan smirked. He stood up from where he was seated at the kitchen table, ignoring the paperwork he had brought home to do. “You are going to be the most beautiful woman there,” he reassured her and wasn’t lying when he added, “every other woman will pale in comparison to you.” “You’re just saying that because you have to.” Lanie rolled her eyes at him. He wasn’t just saying it. The emerald green dress she wore looked as if it had been custom made for her. It had a plunging. I felt embarrassed that he’d toyed with me and angry that I’d been so willing to forget my boyfriend when I’d thought he was going to kiss me. I left early in a huff and didn’t reply to his texts for a few days. About a week later I was with Harry in my room, we were both reading silently, studying like good students, when I got a text. It was from Jack. ‘Call me NOW big news! ,D’ It said. I dialled quickly, wondering what gossip was so juicy it earned a grinning winking face from Jack. I. The combination of white and gold silk brocade and the fact that all the window shutters were thrown open only added to the effect. Add to this that Erin was actually humming and it was simply too much for Megan to handle. She sat on the edge of the bed and stared."Jesus, Erin, what happened to you? No, wait it can't be? No, no way? Erin, what the hell happened to you?"Still smiling, Erin looked innocently at Megan and said, "What makes you think anything happened?" You had better spit it out,.